Treats

Word goes out that some expat groceries may be available and two days later I receive four - four! - packets of wonderful glorious processed salty plastic wrapped, river destroying New Zealand cheese. First dairy product for a month if you ignore an ice cream that almost certainly had no actual cream in it anyway.

So now the question: scoff it all in huge chunks and hang the consequences? Or pare it thinly and make it last for months? Which did the chaps in Stalag V do when the Red Cross sent a tin of peaches? The latter I expect, and yet...